Mujitsu and Tairaku's Shakuhachi BBQ

That's why guns are legal and cheap in America. Shoot 'em. In Australia it's hard to get guns and then even if you have one you're not supposed to use it on humans.

Gishin wrote:

Ho how long have I prayed for anybody of that type to come and knock at my door

Still waiting!!!

What would you use? One of your swords? Is that illegal in Canada? Just imagine what your students would think during their lessons? "Gishin, do I use 2 or 3 to repeat re?" then a head gets lopped off and lands on the music stand. Oh dear!

I'm starting to be thankful I live in Tasmania where you can't do this stuff.

Hey Jon, since you live in Chinatown why don't you just hold them hostage? Then immerse them in one of those buckets full of live frogs or turtles? That'll teach them! While you're at it can you fax me some BBQ pork buns? I can't get good ones down here.

Tairaku wrote:

While you're at it can you fax me some BBQ pork buns? I can't get good ones down here.

I know a good place in Wellington 

You know about the buns! Those things are the best.

Actually, the reason I fell for the scam (besides the fake outfits) was the fact they were cute girls~

There's a group that comes to my office. They ask to take a look at your electric bill; they don't seem like the kind of people who could actually extract anything meaningful from a series of numbers, let alone understand the basic principles of any given episode of Sesame Street.

They want to show us how they can lock in our electric consumption price for the next two years because of possible “terrorist activity and the rising cost of oil”.

I keep telling them “We are an electrical design build company; we are fairly comfortable with our electric bill.”

“But I just want to see your bill…”
“Again, we’re comfortable with our current plan.” (We use electricity, we pay for it)
“I just need to see your bill for a minute, I’m sure you’ll be…”
“This is privileged information that is locked away in our accountants office.”
“Let me speak to your accountant…”

(So on, so forth. One time a guy forced his way into the office and demanded to speak to the accountant, I kept TELLING him to leave.)

Ugh. Anyways, I keep something like a rokkaku-bo by my door. It’s a stick with 5 sides (5/6 tapered together) meant to break bones. It also floats and has the fire rating of concrete. I don’t know how to use it, but I suspect it’s very point and click.

Vevolis wrote:

Anyways, I keep something like a rokkaku-bo by my door. It’s a stick with 5 sides (5/6 tapered together) meant to break bones. It also floats and has the fire rating of concrete. I don’t know how to use it, but I suspect it’s very point and click.

http://www.fudebakudo.com/cgi-bin/mentor.pl

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My solicitor-dissuader of choice:



Hurting them with it is completely optional, and they invariably depart when they
notice it, martial arts notwithstanding (no pun).

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